Wednesday 30 December 2009
Encouragement
for those of us who like playing 'toy' instruments is here
- but this comes first.
Tuesday 29 December 2009
It's
just possible that what sounded quite like a CD last week could become
one, so plans to post our Edinburgh Festival recordings online are on hold
for a wee while yet.
After
over a week, white Christmas included, it's still all white and slippery
outside, so I've been indulging in hibernation. I have an unprecedented
collection of eye diseases at the moment, so I don't feel much like going
anywhere anyway, other than in the direction of a good ophthalmologist.
Tidying
up for visitors has made me aggregate all the piles of undone paperwork
around my desk into two main collections while the other pile on my desk
remains untouched. I might make myself
deal with at least some of this before doing anything more enjoyable.
After getting attached to Martyn Jaques's Yamaha APXT-1
guitar a few weeks ago, I tracked a similar one down and successfully bid
for it on eBay, so its imminent arrival is one incentive to get the paper
off the floor. Also, a message came in from Sushil yesterday that he's
recording an album next week, so that could make for an entertaining
afternoon or two.

Assorted
medications mean that I can't always focus well enough to read, but
recently I've made it to the end of 1960 in the
complete Peanuts, read Innumeracy
(I was trying to be ironic by spelling it wrong but got it right by
mistake), and got halfway through David
Rizzio & Mary Queen of Scots before my eyes packed up, while
browsing the Beatles Anthology
book and stealing my son's copy of TV
Burp, which reminds me of the Goodies books
of my youth. Oh, and Kim Deitch's enthralling Alias
the Cat (thanks to Marie F).
Tuesday 22 December 2009
Having
listened to everything up close and at a distance, the next test is to
listen to it in company. I dipped my toe in on Sunday night playing Rob
Howarth a track when he was visiting Alison, but this morning I took
the whole thing over to her place on a CD to see what she made of it, and
also what it was like for me to listen to it all with someone else in the
room. And much to my surprise it pretty much sounds like a CD, but I now
have a list of further tweaks to make.
Susie
found these ice sculptures on the sledge in the garden - a penknife and a
jetski I think.


Sunday 20 December 2009
It's
all white here. I was back in the eye hospital yesterday, after achieving
only one week of not putting steroids in my eye since April. At least it's
the other eye that's gone this time. The point where I realised that I had
to get to the hospital was exactly when the snow started, of course: it's
just as well the eye hospital is only a short walk away.
I've
finished editing the Edinburgh material, and now have to decide what to do
with it. I've been listening to it all in two different ways: first with
good headphones for detail, and then sticking it on at medium background
level on speakers while I do other things. Sometimes the difference in my
reaction is quite striking: a piece which seems really exciting when
listening closely, can come across as an out-of-tune mess from a distance.
And some pieces where the creaky stage or other noises off are a
distraction when close listening, reveal a satisfying underlying shape
when heard across a room.
My
camera never made it back from Elbeuf, so I bought a replacement on eBay
last week. I now have what I think is the world's only camera wrist strap
that celebrates a now sadly defunct Edinburgh tea shop and chocolatier.

Also
on my phone was this picture taken in the dark at the panto last week, of
a card from my sister Meg's wallet. If you're looking for a big leather
cushion to put your feet on, this is the place to go.

later
A bit bruised now from repeatedly falling off a sledge.

Lots
of discussion in the house today about Christmas music. My favourite
Christmas albums of days gone by, including the Andrew
Parrott one and the John
Waters one, are now joined by at least one of the Brian
Setzer collections. And at this time of year I never tire of hearing
the genius of Roy
Wood (the only Christmas single with the balls to start with the sound
of a cash register and a raspberry, and still be heartwarming), Jethro
Tull (yes, in 7/8), the Wombles,
or even the Darkness
or Slade. Or of
course Shane and
Kirsty (blub).
Friday 18 December 2009
I'm
still being a producer today, hiding indoors from the cold, editing and
listening to Edinburgh recordings, but I also found time to buy a
Christmas tree this morning, and saw it down to the correct height. As New
Year approaches, the chances drop of heading out to the shops without
bumping into several people I haven't seen for a while, so everything
takes a bit longer than usual.
For
the last two years in late November/early December, I've put together a
compilation CD of bits and pieces to send out to people instead of a
Christmas card. This year I just haven't had time, so instead I'm
compiling a sort of ConCal new year's present to post online.
Yesterday's
vital boiler part wasn't vital at all: the gasfitter had disconnected the
boiler completely by mistake when fitting the fires. So, if you're looking
for a good gasfitter, I can tell you who not to use. He did come back
eventually today and put it right.
Thursday 17 December 2009
I'm
doing some audio editing at the moment - not something I've done for ages
- tidying up yesterday's work with Steve
Portnoi, who came over to remix some of the recordings from the
Edinburgh Festival. Between us at one point we managed to cover every
available piece of floor space in this room with cables, equipment or
general junk. But the music sounds much better for it: you'd think we were
actually playing in a nice-sounding room. In contrast to the Bosendorfer
that I played on Iain's album, at one point in the concerts I was playing
Christopher Hogwood's rather nice Walther piano (I think it was made by
Derek Adlam, can't remember), and could push it right to its dynamic
limits almost without drowning out DG. Steve was telling me that David
Owen Norris has been playing Brahms on his 19th century Broadwood,
and discovering that the notes sustain for just the right length of time
for the phrasing to work.

Yesterday
was slightly complicated by someone else arriving unexpectedly at 7.45am
to fit two gas fires (you can just about make out the cast iron curve of
one of them above), and then our boiler refusing to light again after the
gas had been turned off. So it's just as well we got the fires put in, as
the rest of the house is now freezing, awaiting a vital boiler part.

Tuesday 15 December 2009
Yesterday
included a much-needed hour of helpless laughter, at the Òran
Mór panto, a suitably ridiculous tour-de-force, much of which defies
analysis. Seeing a panto veteran like Andy
Gray at close range working a small audience while playing five parts
simultaneously, some of them in drag, is quite breathtaking, even if Tiny
Tim's lines were mostly 'Bastard!'. And his performance as Scrooge
explains why Dave
Anderson was sporting sideburns when he said hello in the Western
Baths last week.
Alison
brought Johannes Pramsohler
over to play some Bach in the kitchen this morning: if music happened in
the kitchen more often, I'd probably never leave the house. Then they went
off to buy me a bottle of whisky while I cycled into town for a lunchtime
meeting with Chrissy Pritchard: that seemed like a fair division of labour
to me.
Remember
a couple of weeks ago, I had a phone call from a certain public funding
body suggesting we weren't proposing to pay our musicians enough? Well,
they've given us some money for the recording project (hooray), but the
accompanying letter, signed by the same person who rang me that day, tells
us that they think we're paying our musicians too much, and have
reduced the amount accordingly. What this suggests to me is that public
funding bodies shouldn't decide what musicians get paid. To be honest, I
agree with the very sensible assertion made by Brian
Morton in print a while ago, that the only real way to support artists
is to commission work. Anything else is a distraction, and also generates
expensive bureaucracy.
Sunday 13 December 2009
Thanks
to Jim Donegan for his 'I've just heard you playing the harpsichord on the
radio' text last night - after a bit of investigation, I discovered that
Iain MacInnes's album
is out! The ideal present etc. ... Listening to it once it had been
through a broadcast compressor did help to reinforce my opinion that
pianos have just got too big - I was playing a Bosendorfer Imperial which
makes a pretty huge noise, and as a result I wasn't hitting it very hard.
So although I'm being reasonably rhythmic, it doesn't have the dynamic
impact I wanted it to. It's not such a problem in the piano tracks on Spring
Any Day Now (also an Imperial, oddly enough, the one Peter Gabriel now
has at Real World) because Tony Kime recorded that one like a classical
record with full dynamic range, rather than with separation between the
instruments. Still, piano and overdubbed harpsichord together make quite a
racket for accompanying bagpipes: I don't think I've ever heard that sound
before. It's here
from about 17'45 in (and at 32'30), for the next few days.
Friday 11 December 2009
I'm
enjoying being out of a performing phase for a while, and using the time
for what seems like a lot of civilised lunch (or occasionally cup-of-tea)
meetings to allow future projects and collaborations to take shape. Not
having immediate concerts to prepare increases the likelihood of some of
my worklist actually getting achieved. I hadn't thought of myself as a
meetings type of person: at one point when I was working at BBC Scotland I
stopped turning up to any meetings whatsoever, as all they seemed to
achieve was a room full of people not doing any work for an hour and a
half. Short, sociable gatherings get more ideas generated and decisions
made. Unfortunately, you have to do the follow-up too - a quick
half-hour's chat on Wednesday morning generated more than two hours of
emailing later in the day to keep everyone concerned in the loop.
This
week's work-related socialising included a morning with Marie Fielding
comparing notes on in- and out-groups in different genres of music, a
bibliographic tea with Karen McAulay at the RSAMD, lunch with various trad
luminaries in Edinburgh for Distil, then a 10 minute symposium today
with John Butt and Barnaby, followed by a much longer lunch with B which
hatched a number of intriguing possibilities arising from the first of our
Edinburgh concerts in August. And today Alison also showed me her new
flat, hooray. What's more, four days of next week are already earmarked
for friendly meetings of one kind or another. No doubt by then I will have
become completely over-socialised and will revert to type as a reclusive
misanthrope, growling at passing 4x4s as they speed past, and shouting at
the radio.
Meanwhile,
my new iPhone is living up to its reputation as a really wonderful pocket
computer and a pretty lousy phone. Basic things like decent outgoing audio
quality when using a bluetooth headset, or being able to choose your own
SMS alert tone, or a visual repeating SMS alert, are notably absent. Just
not there at all. You called it a PHONE, Apple people! How about including
some of the functions we expect from PHONES these days? I swear it
radiates smugness too. I did wonder before I got it, if it would gradually
transform me into a Mac-head (like most musicians) but if anything it's
pushed me the other way. I don't like some self-satisfied Californian
dudes telling me how to live my life because they say their way is cooler.
It's all beautifully elegant, until you find something it won't do. Then
it mocks you: 'Why do you want to do that? Be cool. Like us.' No thanks.
Sunday 6 December 2009
I've
been completely wiped out this weekend, possibly as a result of a
gregarious Friday evening, spent first in the Research
Club with future university colleagues, and then in the Chip
Bar with past BBC colleagues. How west end is that? I'd been in at the
university teaching the Performance students in the afternoon, and a very
attentive bunch they were too.
Scottish
readers who follow that national institution Oor
Wullie may like to note that the featured character in today's Sunday
Post story is my sister's late partner, John. Getting a whole Oor Wullie
story to yourself is a reflection of truly legendary status: as Meg said,
'It beats an obituary in The Times, doesn't it?'.
Thursday 3 December 2009
A
moment's silence please, to mark the passing of my Sony SRS-T55
travel speakers, which have kept me entertained in hotel rooms, on
holidays, and in various remote locations for the past 8 years and more,
since I bought them at Heathrow on the way to LA. The last time they
stopped working, I took them to bits, put them back together again, and
they worked perfectly thereafter. But this time there's something
electronic that has failed and it's curtains. I managed to get some
SRS-T70s on eBay a while back, but they don't fold up into quite such an
appealing shape.
Still
writing, and digesting large amounts of research-related written material.
A steady stream of very enthusiastic emails is coming in, concerning a
possible project for late 2010.
Wednesday 2 December 2009
Still
largely desk-bound here, grappling with a large research proposal for
2011, and various projects for 2010 to be tweaked, moved on, or turned
down. I had a call from a public funding body on Monday about one of these
potential projects, pointing out that in the budget I'd submitted, I
hadn't made the recording session fees quite high enough to meet the BPI/MU
rate. Whoops, soon corrected that, how embarrassing. Then the following
day I was contacted by one of the country's national companies and offered
eight days of recording sessions at less than two-thirds of that same
rate. Uh? That'll be a no then.
Last
week's soundcheck photos from Claus Buehler ...

our
side of the stage

Tomas
takes a break from his 'God is gonna get ya' Elvis impression

Matt
is effortlessly cool as ever

proof
that I played the guitar
Oh,
and my mum gets a credit on Hue
and Cry's new album. Work that one out.
Friday 27 November 2009
At
last, a day at home at my desk with no urgent performance deadline
looming. I think this means I might be able to start on lots of
long-awaited projects. But this is probably over-optimistic.
Yesterday
became extremely sociable. I went over to Edinburgh for a quick meeting
with Matthew at the festival, and his request for 'tea for two' in the Hub
cafe was interpreted as 'afternoon tea for two', so that as we were
happily working our way down the pot of tea, suddenly an vast array
of food arrived. Once we'd got to the end of the cakes and cream I
wandered down the Royal Mile feeling like I'd had a particularly boozy
lunch.
There
was just time to go to the library before giving my seminar in Alison
House, and hanging around afterwards for intelligent conversation of
various degrees of academic rigour with the Music Department history
students and Simon
Frith. I kept breaking out into involuntary grins on the train journey
back west, as I was listening to bits of Tuesday's rehearsal and show, and
finally hearing clearly some of the outrageous things that everyone was
throwing in on stage. Let that Pamela Thorby off the leash and you never
know what's going to happen: recorder players don't usually have such
killer comic timing. And the backing vocals sound alright actually ...
Catherine
Bott was in town last night in her BBC live broadcaster role, so after her
gig we met for a natter in Babbity's and I inevitably missed the last
train home by quite a large margin. Amongst other things, we could
celebrate that the
CD we made 15 years ago has just been pressed up again by those nice
people at Hyperion.
Wednesday 25 November 2009
flying home from Paris Charles de Gaulle
Well, yesterday was our third shot at the Love and War show and it’s
been different every time. Some of it (usually the complicated bits) went
really well, and some of the easy bits were a musical pile-up of
stupendous proportions, but the audience seemed to enjoy it very much, and
so, I think, did we.

after
the show: DMcG, Clare Salaman, Pamela
Thorby, AMcG, Matt Wadsworth (the Tiger
Lillies are busy selling CDs in the foyer, and Tomas Medici is behind the
camera)
As
well as playing guitar, Tomas talked me into doing some harmony backing
vocals with him on ‘Love a Whore’, so if there are any pop singers out
there looking for a balding Scotsman and a Danish "Muck Hicknall"
lookalike to be their backing singers, do get in touch. Pamela and Clare
said it sounded really beautiful but I have no idea if they were just
humouring us. Sitting
at a harpsichord with an SM58 vocal mic in front of me is quite
intimidating as I’m used to being able to lean forward, and would have
belted it with my nose if I had.
Adrian
Stout set up his ORF stereo microphone pair at the back of the hall near
the mixing desk, and on the train to Paris this morning copied the recording of
last night’s show and some of the rehearsal onto my hard drive. I wonder
what it sounds like.
After
the Adrians
between them figured out how to get
the microwave-grill to work, we subsisted through the day on the mountain
of leftover pizza that Alison had somehow managed to jam into the fridge
on Monday night, supplemented by the generous allowance of fruit and
snacks backstage.
I’ve
found myself having a go at speaking French much more here than I would in
Canada. I think it’s partly because I know
that I’m obviously coming across as a visitor rather than an Anglophone
resident, but also because in France I can understand much easier what’s
being said.
Tuesday 24 November 2009
Hôtel de la Cathédrale,
Rouen
(enjoying the French ads on Spotify)
Sunday’s rehearsal at Clare’s went extremely smoothly, and after a
sociable evening and a night’s kip, Alison, Clare and I were off early
to Ebbsfleet to join the Eurostar that Matt and Pamela had got on at St
Pancras. French trains on yesterday’s experience are efficient and
colourful …

One
of the many highlights of our evening at Clare’s was the game where we
tried to construct coherent sentences by providing one word in turn round
the dinner table. Clare’s youngest, Laila (7) was the easy champion of
this, finishing off many sentences so that no-one could continue any
further for laughing. Her pièce de resistance was the final word of
‘When I die I will go upstairs and kill God’ which could be a Tiger
Lillies song.
Our hotel here is far more interesting than most: it’s dingily lit, and
there are obstacles of abandoned old furniture and hidden steps everywhere
to trip up the unwary, or at least leave you with a bruise or two.
Adrian Huge followed Matt and me around with his video camera when
we arrived, filming us bumping into things as we tried to find our rooms.
But the peeling paint and the odd damp patch on the wall can be forgiven,
because the place has lots of character, is very friendly, and the free
wifi works! So it’s all fine.

the
hotel cat at breakfast this morning
After
attempts at afternoon naps, we met for dinner and headed off to the rather
spectacular if unexpectedly concrete Cirque-Théâtre in Elbeuf for
rehearsal. Martyn is going to
play harpsichord and organ in a couple of songs, so in return I’m
playing piano in one and guitar in the other: he has a brilliant little
Yamaha travelling guitar, which I covet as it’s halfway between being a
guitar and a ukulele. Needless to say I’m very pleased at getting to
wield it on stage between Matt’s theorbo and the two
Adrians.
We
ran out of brain power at about 10pm,
at which point an unfeasibly large amount of pizza was delivered, and
someone in the crew somehow managed to locate some beer. So we ate
ourselves insensible and came back to Rouen
to sleep the sleep of the just (or at
least the very tired).
I’m
going to take a quick walk round the block and peer at the cathedral
before lunch and we head for Elbeuf again …
[I
had photos of this, but I have lost my camera ... I think it disappeared
from the stage at some point on the performance day, unless I left it in
the dressing room. Photos above from new iPhone]
Sunday 22 November 2009
flying to Gatwick
I’d intended to take the train south today, but the Sunday morning
timetable was pretty much nonexistent, added to the fact that the line in
the west is disrupted by floods. I don’t normally fly BA either, but I
can happily report that even if the company is going down the tubes, the
British Airways cooked breakfast is still a rare treat. But it does seem
like a relic from a bygone age: I feel a bit like Alan Whicker.
Saturday
21 November 2009
It's
No Music Day (just gone midnight here) - this year's suggestions from Bill
Drummond include some great things
to do on Sunday.
I've
been piecing together seminar material, and paying a lunchtime visit to
the Baths,
where I met two other Bills, Lloyd and Sweeney. The edge of the cold
plunge pool seemed a civilised
place to be discussing plans for 2010-11.
Wednesday
18 November 2009
A
very convivial lunch at the Glasgow
Art Club today where Alison and I were the guests of David
and Hazel Smith. On the way home in the rain I finally remembered to
photograph this great cycle lane sign. I suppose it's there to stop cars
using the lane as a shortcut, but it does seem to say 'bikes this way - if
you can manoeuvre past this'.

Now
an email deluge to deal with, and preparation for the Tiger
Lillies and a research
seminar on my return.
Monday
16 November 2009
One
thing I've learnt this year is that if you make a worklist of things to be
done on Monday morning, it will probably take you all week to score them
all off.
This
is a perplexing piece of news: to make the streets safer for
visually-impaired people, cars are to be made noisier. Clearly because
expecting motorists to have some real consideration for pedestrians or
other road users would be ridiculous, and an infringement of their
precious freedom to go wherever they want as fast as they like in their
comfortable but potentially lethal machines without having to consider any
consequences. Some of us were looking forward to our lives not being
endlessly accompanied by the rumble and roar of the internal combustion
engine. Will cyclists have to start producing fake engine noise too?
It'll have to be bloody loud for pedestrians with iPods to hear it ...
I've
just been distracted by just how good Café Zimmermann's recording
of the first movement of the Bach A major oboe d'amore concerto is.
Sunday
15 November 2009
For
a number of reasons, it's not really been a week for diarising here.
But I've been busy preparing the scores for next
week's Tiger Lillies date, which took me two whole days, and I managed to
get the company accounts to our auditors, which is always a huge relief.
I'm now editing Alison's minutes from the board meeting.
On
Tuesday I was one of the 30 000 people buying an iPhone from Orange on the
day they launched, and I've been gradually coming to terms with its
elegant idiosyncrasies. It was nice after visiting Sheila last weekend, to
see John
Barnes's Bach temperament
included in the Cleartune
software, but I have promised not to turn into one of those people who
talk about their iPhone all the time, so mmffmblmmff [muffled enthusiasm
with the odd gripe].
Someone
from a certain conservatoire mentioned to me this week that their students
were preparing for their scale exams. "Scale exams? You mean they
play scales and get marked on how good they are?" That's what they
are. Wow - it's like military drill, which would be fine if scales were
universally useful. But what I found preparing Schetky's music to play on
the fortepiano, was that although it includes some really fast scale
passages in conventional patterns, I seldom used the 'official' fingerings
that I was so painstakingly taught a long time ago. On old instruments,
fingering is crucial, because it's possible to produce much more
detailed articulation than on a modern piano: if your hand movements don't
make musical sense, it will come out in the sound. So even with something
as basic as F major, I tended to use fingering determined by the phrasing
rather than the accepted patterns - you'd never practise an F major scale
with your thumb on G, but sometimes it's what you need to do.
But
then, conservatoires were set up to conserve playing traditions.
The big lesson of the early music movement is that playing traditions
don't need conservation; rather, they need to be constantly reinvented in
the light of newly-available evidence.
Sunday
8 November 2009
Have
been out cycling in the sunshine today. Also contributing to the sunny mood is a
date in my diary next June for a gig in York with Shirley
Collins and Kate
Bott, hooray.
I
started yesterday by helping Suzie LeB decide between takes on a
soon-to-be-released recording, then it was off to Edinburgh to a full St
Cecilia's Hall (well, there were two empty seats) to play some music by
people who frequented the very same room in the 18th century. And to
play some genteel tunes by Robert Mackintosh who played there often
enough, but probably was never allowed to play his own music in the
concert hall itself. It was good to have a programme tailor-made for a
venue: Alison even had an anecdote ready about Schetky's first night in
Edinburgh in 1771, when he was taken up to the hall and immediately
recognised in the audience by the members of the Musical Society.
The Georgian Concert Society always
seem to have a knack for a good party afterwards too: last night's was at
Sheila Barnes's place, where I haven't been for ages. In the workshop was
a half-finished harpsichord with some strangely familiar soundboard
painting (Sheila
painted mine in 1991, which is particularly cool because if you see it
from the wrong side it looks like 1661).
Our
rehearsal process was admirably smooth: lots of playing, and very few
attempts to try to talk about what we were doing, except where absolutely
necessary. In the 1770s it's not always clear what 'dynamic' markings
mean: 'Forte' could mean 'the next section is loud from here', 'it's
already got loud by here', 'this note is louder than the ones on either
side', 'you've got a tune', 'everyone is playing much the same thing at
this point', or 'everyone's joined in again, wahey'. But most of our
decisions about things like this were made by listening to the music as it
went along and just doing it, rather than stopping and talking about it.
This is good.
My
favourite moment of Friday afternoon was when Miki said in passing, 'I
hate bowings'. The idea that everyone's bow has to go up and down at the
same time when they're playing the same music, is one of the most
pernicious and time-wasting of modern musical myths - and is a practice
that I think only became really widespread in the latter half of the 20th
century. The amount of orchestral rehearsal and preparation that goes into
this costs public funding bodies millions (I'm not joking), and musically
it achieves close to bugger all; but it does serve to make a large body of
string players look more like a military display in North Korea, and to
deprive them of some freedom in how they use their body to make the music.
So that's all right then.
In
most classical music, where the same music appears in different parts with
slightly different bowings or phrasings, it's common to assume that the
composer or copyist has been lazy, and it's usual for an editor, conductor
or a group of musicians to 'regularise' them. But in Schetky's quartets
the inconsistencies were sometimes too marked to be accidental. So just
out of curiosity we started playing what he printed in the parts, where
two people might play one phrasing, and the other two a different one,
simultaneously. And you know what, it sounds great. Why have classical
musicians become entrenched in making everything the same? In most other
forms of music, where two people play or sing the same material, they do
it differently: that's what makes it sound interesting and gives it life.
Or as Stephen
Ratcliffe put it, the principle of simultaneous likeness and
difference is the common denominator of aesthetic pleasure. The
likeness and the difference both have to be there.
It
was a challenge to play a couple of solos on the 1793 Broadwood piano. It
sounded great as part of a string quartet (try that on a Steinway D and
see how far you get!), where its uneven damping added a patina of
resonance to the overall picture, but on its own I was nervous about being
able to tame all of its wild tendencies enough. I was also wondering what
a modern copy would sound like - would it be more reliable? - and, in
conversation with Darryl
afterwards, he wasn't convinced that Broadwood's pianos ever worked that
efficiently in the first place. But the wildness has an appeal that
Viennese pianos don't: I'm sure that it wasn't against his will that Haydn
changed his piano writing for his 'English sonatas' to take advantage of
the big crazy racket that you can get from one. You just have to
relinquish a measure of control. John Raymond showed me a bit of the
inside of the instrument, and you can see from where it's never been
exposed to daylight that the original colour of the wood was a pretty wild
orange tigerstripe. Given that Broadwood was a Scot, we have to stop
calling these things 'English pianos'.
When
I dropped in on Alison and Miki on Thursday in what I thought was 'spoon'
cafe, it had changed that very morning into The
Edinburgh Larder. We returned on Friday mid-rehearsal for extremely
generous portions of cake (I wonder how long their accountant will let
them keep that up) and excellent tea from eteaket
- I had the Blue
Mist and went back yesterday to buy some. It's good to see some
serious tea preparation in that part of town continuing since the sad
demise of Plaisir du Chocolat, who took tea very seriously. Here
you get a sand-timer with your teapot, in different colours depending on
what kind of tea you've ordered.

tea
break: L-R Miki Takahashi, AMcG, Sarah Bevan-Baker, Alfonso Leal del Ojo

tea
technology, and Alfonso's coffee ...
Thursday
5 November 2009
Yesterday
morning Alison and I headed to the Jeffrey Room in the Mitchell Library, where a
rather good fortepiano by Neupert now resides, along with three other pianos, a
harpsichord and a clavichord. It's an understated kind of rehearsal space.

In
fact, it would make a wonderful concert hall if the M8 wasn't 50
metres away: that's what happens when you drive a motorway through the
middle of a city.

Mr
Jeffrey's 19th-century library is quite a collection (including a
double-elephant Audubon's Birds
of America), and his bookshelves that hold the volumes are pretty impressive
too.

Later,
to Giffnock for a very valuable board meeting where opinions were sought
and exchanged.
And
today we've been back at St Cecilia's in Edinburgh with Sarah, Alfonso and
Miki, playing good-natured Schetky quartets all afternoon, with added
Broadwood. More of this tomorrow.
Tuesday
3 November 2009
Till the
weekend, you can hear August's concert from Caraquet with Suzie & co. here,
even if you're not in Canada.
I'll have a listen when I'm done practising ...
later
I'd forgotten Suzie played the melodica in that show - I only realised when
I couldn't work out who was playing the harpsichord in The Widow's Laddie (she
plays harpsichord too, of course, but not in this show as far as I can
remember). And I'd forgotten we all sing in harmony at one point - it's just
well Suzie's at the top, as each phrase kind of implodes at the end underneath
... and you don't often hear early Italian balletti played on two melodicas,
clarinet and a double bass playing really high. But really you can ignore all
this crap and just listen to Suzie singing for an hour. It's quite something.
And Mark's klezmer outburst at the end is superb.
For an
alternative view on how to integrate percussion into art music, there's always this,
which I thought was the kind of thing that undergraduates did in 1974, not 2009.
But it did make me laugh a lot. When I was a student Craig
McLeish and I used to play Orlando Gibbons verse anthems on organ and
electric guitar, but we didn't expect people to take us seriously. No, we
didn't.
Sunday 1
November 2009
I'd spent
part of yesterday reading through and timing some Schetky songs, before being
entertained by a few troupes of guisers,
and heading out by bike to Bill and Jo's joint birthday/Halloween party in the
spectacular setting of John Thwaites's flat in Park Terrace, with its 1870s
interior. Greg and I ended the night playing a variation of table tennis,
where the table is simultaneously being used as a dessert trolley: you play on
your knees, and the object of the game is to make amusing noises by bouncing the
ball off various items of crockery and glassware while keeping it in play -
without breaking or knocking anything over of course. Most of the table had been
cleared by the time I took this photo with my phone, but the pumpkin on Greg's
side is still glowing happily.

Yesterday I
also went shopping with Susie for drumsticks, so that we can both practise snare
drum rudiments on the furniture. Can't believe I've never done this before.
later
I was just about to go to bed when the skype-phone rang and I was greeted
with this sight down the line from a party in Halifax. DG wasn't wearing a wig
so he's not in shot ... I just about managed to play a belated Happy Birthday to
Suzie on the ukulele.

Kirsty
Money and Suzie LeBlanc
Thursday
29 October 2009
After
taking some books back to the library in Edinburgh this morning, I had two
different music technology tasks to accomplish. The first was trying out the 1793
Broadwood piano from the Mirrey Collection in St Cecilia's Hall for next
week's concert. It's very bright, and like all British pianos of the time
requires some serious taming: I will have to do some practice in the next
week. Here it is accompanied by the human blur that is John Raymond, and
the 1793 Broadwood
harpsichord (on its left) that I played on Mungrel Stuff.

There was
just time to get distracted playing the famous green
Taskin (now revoiced in crow quill and sounding ever more wonderful) and a
very interesting Viennese-style
piano actually made in Breslau (or Wrocław
if you prefer).
Then to
North Berwick to mix some tracks for series 4 of Skins
with Calum Malcolm.
Well, he mixed them and I mostly lay around on the sofa trying not to say
unhelpful things.

Wednesday
28 October 2009
Looking up
at a cupboard in the triage room in eye casualty this morning, I spied an
interesting VHS video collection on the top: Snow White, Beauty and the Beast,
The Muppet Christmas Carol and ... Cataract Surgery. Nurse: "I don't
think there's even a VHS player in the hospital."
later
I've been listening to stacks of vocal takes in preparation for a mix
session tomorrow, but when doing various admin tasks I've taken a break from
this week's listening diet of German 70s experimentalism (I refuse to use the
word krautrock) to revisit the Penguin Cafe Orchestra albums, which remind me
that I really must make the time to make some homemade music. There are one or
two tracks in there which still provoke that itch every time I hear them, as
somehow Simon Jeffes managed to make music which was charming without being
sickly. And Glasgow University has a dulcitone,
as heard on Cutting
Branches for a Temporary Shelter.
Tuesday
27 October 2009
I spent ten
hours today preparing the notation for next week's Edinburgh concert; at the end
of this I have a sore red bulging eye. Bugger.
And someone
around here has been writing helpful cooking tips on the food.

Saturday
24 October 2009
At last a
day off: I made it round the farmers market this morning in the pouring rain,
and now the house is resounding to gales of laughter as both kids have
discovered Douglas Adams' original Hitchhikers adventure
game.
Last
night's gig was quite riveting, I thought. Ten very different pieces, all with
something to say, performed with amazing concentration and polish by McFalls
and guests. And some excellent musical camaraderie over pizza beforehand too.
So thanks
to composers Matt Seattle, Marie
Fielding, Corrina Hewat, Lori
Watson, Aidan O'Rourke, Fiona
Rutherford, Innes Watson, Simon
Thoumire (what was he doing in there?), Karen
Marshalsay (and her bray harp) and Karen
Tweed, soloists Angus Lyon
and Shona Mooney, and everyone
else who for various reasons came along and made me think 'bloody hell, there's
a lot of talented people in the room', including Mairi
Campbell, Dave Milligan, Sally
Beamish, Carolyn
Sparey, Sarah-Jane
Summers, Donald Hay, Mary
Macmaster and probably loads more that I can't remember at the moment. And
well done to Simon T and Dave Francis for cooking up such a great project.
For me it
was a bit like going through all the adrenaline highs and lows of preparing for
a gig, but without doing any actual playing, unless you count hitting a pane of
glass with a hammer, my sole musical contribution. There was a crowd of
composers sitting around me at the back, and you could sense the collective will
being beamed down to the stage of 'come on, this is going to work' whenever an
difficult bit was coming up. Dave dragged me down onto the stage at the end to
join everyone else and look sheepish.

warming
up
We also
discovered a brilliant way of amplifying acoustic gigs, by putting a stereo pair
of 414s on the stage, and feeding the signal (by mistake) at a lowish level to
the PA speakers above the audience, so far into the house that it wouldn't feed
back. It sounded very transparent and natural. In fact I didn't even realise it
was on until about three pieces in.
Thursday
22 October 2009
A packed
auditorium awaits tomorrow night's Distil
Showcase.

Corinna
Hewat, Dave Milligan and Ella
Wednesday
21 October 2009
With the second (Stirling) leg of breakfast this morning, I had an excellent
treacle scone for dessert from Baynes. Being a commuter for a week is tiring,
but I am getting a lot of things done in transit: today's train task was editing
a Schetky quartet score.
By day 3
everyone seems to have relaxed a bit, so rehearsals today were regularly
punctuated with gales of laughter. We've worked on eight pieces so far, and
they've all been very different from one another: it will be fascinating to see
how it all fares in front of an audience on Friday. This afternoon I found a use
for the cracked panes in my greenhouse, whose perspex replacements have now
arrived: I will be donning gloves and safety goggles to smash them on Friday
night in the service of art. Unless, of course, we decide in the next couple of
days that it's a stupid idea, which it probably is. We mentioned it in passing
to the excellent Alasdair
Campbell at the Tolbooth and he knew exactly what was required in terms of
technique, equipment and safety procedures, having personal experience of
offstage glass-smashing. It's that kind of place.
Rick
Standley generously annotated my notebook with the musicians' alphabet: where
rehearsal letters appear in a score, the room will inevitably ring to the sound
of 'ok, let's go from B [or whatever]' followed by 'B for ... [anything but
Bravo]' for clarification. This provides an opportunity for some dreadful puns.
My favourites were 'B for Risotto' (try with a cod Italian accent), 'I for The
Engine' (that one was mine), 'S for Rantzen'. 'G for Police' (London accent), 'V
for Espana', and the inevitable 'Q for hotel rooms'. Now go and make up your
own.
Tuesday
20 October 2009
Mathieson's Bakery, Stirling
I'm here with a pot of tea and an indifferent bridie (Baynes along the road was
better, but you can't sit in there), dealing with various bits and pieces before
the day's work starts with McFalls and
various composers up the hill at the Tolbooth. Yesterday ended with Matt
Seattle playing John Anderson My Jo in the style of Jimi Hendrix on the border
pipes, which should justify the price of admission on its own in the gig on
Friday night. The Tolbooth
is a great place to rehearse: we're in the attic, a big loud room with a wooden
floor and a balcony with a 180 degree view out to the Wallace Monument, and a
generous supply of technical support, water, tea and biscuits. There's also a truly
fantastic café across the road: my chorizo, tomato and lentil soup
yesterday was perfect lunchbreak food.
Travelling
by train has given me the chance to do some more listening to the Edinburgh
shows, and start to catch up with lots of admin and contractual concerns. My
list of pending projects on my desk is much longer than I would like it to be.
You'd
expect me to feel refreshed after a week's holiday and a day spent sitting
watching other people work. But when I got home last night I was so eager to
open the book-shaped package that came in the mail, that I cut right through the
new shirt I was wearing with the scissors. That'll be tiredness
then.
Wednesday 14 October 2009
Isle
of Lismore
More wisdom from Fripp on 9
October:
periods of Doing Nothing have usually accompanied
all the major transitions in my life, including Guitar Craft & marriage; to
the extent that I feel this is a necessary part of the process.
It’s very important to be able to schedule Doing Nothing from time to time,
even if it rarely works out in practice. I had intended to spend most of
September Doing Nothing but it ended up moderately busy, and the amount of next
year I intend to spend Doing Nothing is shrinking rapidly. Doing
Nothing allows for time and space to think, appraise and plan: all of these are
vital to avoid becoming stuck.
Officially
I am here on Lismore Doing Nothing, but I’ve been reading and listening, and
today I've been online ordering secondhand copies of out-of-print histories of
Scottish music by Henry Farmer, Cedric Thorpe Davie, and Kenneth Elliott &
Fred Rimmer. I’ve read them all in library copies and made notes from them,
but some books (not many) need to be within reaching distance.
But
the most important part of today’s Doing Nothing was cycling to the Lismore
café and sitting out on the balcony with a pot of tea.
Tuesday 13 October 2009
Isle
of Lismore, on
holiday
I can just about get online here
via the mobile phone GPRS signal, and today I read in Robert Fripp’s diary for
6 October (when he
was in Air Studio 1 a few days after I was)
Bill
[Bruford] has referred on several occasions … to the guitarist’s strategy
during the recording of Red, of withholding his opinion. That is, neither
for nor against. A better name for this strategy is radical neutrality.
I’ve
found myself using this particular rehearsal strategy more often recently:
asking everyone else for their opinions, but not proffering my own. Perhaps
it’s a useful conflict avoidance strategy in the short-term, but I don’t
think I can dress it up as ‘radical neutrality’. In my case it’s usually a
more passive-aggressive way of expressing this: ‘I think that was crap, but
I’ll try and get someone else to say it rather than cause an argument by
saying it myself. If everyone else actually liked it, then I’ll give in
temporarily to the democratic mandate, and try a different tack a bit later.’
That’s not neutrality, is it?
I’ve started listening to the tapes of the Edinburgh
shows from August, which reveal many things:
some very cheering, some less so.
Thursday 8 October 2009
I'm caught
up in organising mode for the Distil
Showcase in Stirling in a couple of weeks: 10 composers from the traditional
music scene writing for Mr McFall's Chamber with the addition of one trad
instrument. All the scores coming in are very different, so it should be a
really interesting project.
Yesterday Brandon
Vance dropped in for a quick tune and a natter on his way to Shetland, and
in the evening I dropped in on Barnaby, where Andy Lowings and the Gold
Lyre of Ur were paying a visit, joining Barnaby's Silver
Pipes of Ur. We found ourselves drinking some of Julian
Goodacre's homemade blackcurrant wine too.
Monday 5 October 2009
flying to Glasgow
I picked up the hire car at Dublin airport, learning a valuable lesson:
never believe a car hire quote on the web without reading every single term and
condition in the small print. A set of miraculous additional charges inflated
the original quote by a factor of more than 3. I should have realised I'd chosen
the wrong company when the woman behind the desk spent a minute or so being
angry to herself about some unseen irritation, before even acknowledging that I
was there. And I would have been charged an extra €65 for nothing if I hadn't
insisted on being shown the final account before going for my plane this
morning.
But I made
good time on the way to Sligo, passing a tractor run and a vintage 70s car rally
on the way. In fact, one of Ireland's myriad radio stations seemed to be playing
late 70s disco hits interminably, so suddenly seeing a load of cars from my
youth on the road as well really was like stepping into a time warp. On arrival
I settled into the Tobergal
Lane Café, downstairs from our venue, with a pot of tea and a cake, and
said hello to the Sligo Baroque Festival's intrepid director, and organic
farming pioneer, Rod Alston. After a trouble-free rehearsal and a huge bowl of
beef stew in Molly's Diner, our audience arrived and a good time was had by all,
I think. What an attentive audience they were - and DG managed not to be
intimidated by the presence of two serious fiddlers: Walter
Reiter, and Steve
Wickham from the Waterboys. For the first time in years I wore shoes on
stage, as we were playing on the dance floor which was, um, a bit sticky. The
harpsichord was nice too: a copy of the Edinburgh Goermans-Taskin
borrowed from Cork County Council. The rather crucial D below middle C was
missing a string that had just broken: I followed Rod's suggestion to turn the
jack around to pluck the other one, which was working fine until the plectrum
snapped halfway through the second half from the strain. But my running repairs
during Chris's intro to Dorrington Lads worked a treat.
DG played
some tunes for us in the pub in Beltra before we retired to Paddy and Barbara's
place: it's a shame I never got to see it in daylight, as under the full(ish)
moon I could make out the outline of the sea and the hills.
After just 3
hours in bed, we were back into the hire car and on the road at 4am, kept awake
by the myriad radio stations. Thanks to Barbara's sound advice to leave early
and miss the Dublin rush hour, we made it to the airport in time for a very rare
Vortex 3 band meeting in Starbucks. I've never bought anything in Starbucks that
made me think afterwards 'that was a good idea, I'm glad I ate/drank that', and
today was no exception. I ordered some 'perfect porridge' which turned out to be
warm milk with a few oats stirred into it. It was better than anything else they
had on offer, but perfect? I don't think so. The band meeting was a great
idea though.
a little
later, still morning
I'm unpacking now, severely jetlagged despite not having changed timezones.
It's hard to believe that yesterday morning I was still in London, and I've
managed to fit in a road trip from the east to the west coast of Ireland and a
gig, in less than 24 hours. No wonder I'm tired.
Sunday 4
October 2009
flying to Dublin
My €9 Aer Lingus breakfast this morning included unlimited amounts of
wholemeal soda bread, yum. In fact it included unlimited amounts of pretty much
anything, as I was sitting at the back of the plane and I was the only person on
board trying to fit a full cooked breakfast into a 50 minute flight. So the
hostess offered me seconds: 'we've got loads', which was a good introduction to
Irish hospitality.
Saturday
3 October 2009
Hampstead,
London
At about 3pm
this afternoon I was standing in Air
Studio 1, coaching the Ukulele
Orchestra of Great Britain in some backing vocals. And thinking ‘this is
an unusual way to spend a Saturday afternoon’.
But first some revision. Thursday was a very busy day indeed. We had a lunchtime
concert at Glasgow University, with my future colleagues and my mum and dad in
the audience, and then as Alison headed south leaving only the triple Vortex
behind, I returned to that troublesome funding application and got it into the
mail in all its paper glory. At this point it seemed appropriate to take
Chris and DG out for a world class meal in the unprepossessing environment of The
Banana Leaf. This was partly to get them in a good mood to come back to my
study and make stupid noises on their instruments for the benefit of my
microphone (and eventually, sampler). Chris’s newly-refurbished smallpipes
made a particularly comic collection of farts which we tried not to drown out
with giggling.
Then
yesterday, once I’d done my transcription and arranging homework for today’s
session with the ukes, we loaded up the van for a trip down the M74 to the very
welcoming home of Dumfries Music Club. It was only when we unloaded all the gear
into
St John’s
Church
that we realised that I hadn’t packed all
of the harpsichord stand – oops. But we found a rather handsome oak table
which did the job well, and I revived the historical practice of playing
standing up, just like the girl in Vermeer’s
painting. Well, not much like her really. It’s very satisfying being able
to engage all of your body when playing, but if you don’t get the height
exactly right it’s probably a recipe for tendonitis.
Driving
north afterwards in wild wind and rain was very tiring: if I’d known I was
going to be in
London
today, I don’t think I’d have been quite
so keen to volunteer to tune the harpsichord and drive the van.
But hey …
This
morning I was up again at 6 to get here in time to have lunch with George and
Richie from the uke orchestra, where we formed an immediate bond between a
harpsichord player whose instrument can only go pling, and a group whose chosen
instrument basically goes plong. But at least they can do dynamics. An afternoon
of precision ridiculousness followed in the studio: I even got to sing on the
end result.
©2009
David McGuinness
all opinions are those of the author - you don't have to share them