Monday 30
June 2008
After a 9am
visit to the physio this morning, I was powering through my worklist for the
day, discussing the details of arming a burglar alarm with our very efficient
electrician, when the phone rang and it was Andrew to say that our gig at the
end of the week had just been cancelled (not by us, I hasten to add). So my
worklist got replaced with a different, equally well-populated one. I'd
done so much by 11am this morning, I already thought it was Wednesday. Time to
slow down a bit.
Thursday
26 June 2008
A moment's
silence please for the passing of Andrew's old Mercedes estate after 240 000
miles. In amongst all the other things going on today, we managed to fit my
harpsichord into his new Vauxhall Chlamydia (I can't remember what it's really
called).
An
entertaining email correspondence is under way with Barb
Jungr which just might lead to something very interesting indeed.
Saturday
21 June 2008
I'm just
home from a splendid hour and a half in the Britannia
Panopticon which I've always wanted to go to, hearing Stu
Brown and co. playing Raymond Scott tunes, which I've always wanted to hear
live. My face aches from grinning at such insanely happy music. The theatre is largely
intact if dilapidated, and the acoustic is just fantastic. It's all wood
after all: dating from 1857, it's probably the oldest surviving music hall in
the world. I found out about it 20 years ago when playing the piano in Tom
McGrath's play about Laurel and Hardy - Stan Laurel's father Arthur Jefferson
was its manager for a while, and Stan made his first stage appearance there aged
16.
On Thursday
as I was leaving the house Timo Alakotila called to remind me that we were going
to write something for our concert on 5 July - ah yes ... joining JPP on stage
is something else I've always wanted to do.
And we're
going to squeeze in a quick visit to Ardkinglas the night before - you can be in
the audience for that select gathering on the evening of the 4th
by calling the Estate Office.
Wednesday
18 June 2008
I'm stuck
here at home waiting for a promised deputation of builders to come and replace
the window broken in April. After they've kept us waiting for 2 months, what's
another few hours?
Monday was
the first productive work day I've had in ages, as my dad has been undergoing
major surgery - he's still in hospital, coming out the other end of post-pump
psychosis, which is a huge relief. After all the public money that went into the
building of the then Abu Dhabi-owned private HCI hospital in Clydebank, it's
good that the NHS got it in the end - staff and facilities are very impressive
indeed.
On Monday I
made some headway on the setlist for our 5 July concert: with a bit of luck, we
might manage to fit in a gig on the 4th too. We've just heard that our recording
of Hertel concertos with Mark O'Keeffe is going ahead, so we now have to work
out where, when and for how much. And I've been granted a scholarship by the
Harold Hyam Wingate Foundation to do some research at Edinburgh University next
year into the historical accompaniment of Scottish fiddle tunes.
Now, if
anyone out there knows why my Proteus VX plugin now crashes Cubase every time I
try to run it, could they let me know?
Thursday
5 June 2008
The big
research funding application that's been taking up my every spare synapse for
the past few weeks finally got submitted today, with 25 minutes to spare (whew!
- well done Bill). It had seemed quite straightforward to begin with, but today
we looked at the bottom line and once all the various overheads had been added
in, we were asking for nearly half a million quid. In a hurry. So now I have to
forget about it completely as we won't find out if we're successful until
January.
Last night I
flew back from a really interesting gig at Hatchlands Park with Katharine Fuge,
where I got to play the virginal that Purcell maintained for Charles II in
Whitehall Palace. Here are some things I learnt yesterday. 1) Purcell's keyboard
music is sparse in texture for a reason. I'd thought that Gibbons would sound
good on the instrument too, but in fact it came across as rather congested and
dense, certainly in comparison to how it sounds on the Ruckers harpsichord in
Edinburgh. 2) James Oswald's 'The Parting Kiss', which Kathy sang as an encore
only having seen it about 45 minutes before, is a really wonderful song. 3)
Doing a concert when on antihistamines (Kathy also has a new cat who made my
nose run) is quite strange. I was pleasantly woozy, which was really quite
nice.
Alison came
along to listen and after lunch, Mark Ransom took us around the collection so
that I could play the instruments, in particular a great wee Irish spinet, a
clavichord with a phat bass, a really nice Zenti Italian, and the ridiculously opulent
Ruckers/Hemsch, which
demands that you play big grand gestures on it - I settled on some Balbastre.
We even had time for a walk around the substantial park before the dash to the
airport.


Saturday
31 May 2008
In the post
today came a copy of Matthew Gelbart's extremely interesting new book
- to my shame I hadn't even realised it existed until John Butt told me about it
a couple of weeks ago. So this morning I lay in the hammock in the shade of the
plum tree and opened it, to find on the acknowledgments page that Matthew thanks
me for 'stimulating conversation'! I wonder what it was about. Anyway, it's a
fascinating read which got me thinking in all kinds of directions. There's just
a chance of a Vortex 3 gig in Boston before the year is out, so I wonder if
we'll have the chance to continue the conversation then.
My favourite
listening of the week was 'Body Crash' by Buy
Now.
Wednesday
28 May 2008
It's a very
wet day here, the first for weeks. It will probably rain for all of June now, to
maintain the average West of Scotland level of damp.
All of my
free time's been taken up recently with a big research proposal, but today I'd
better also do some preparation for next Wednesday's concert at Hatchlands
with Kathy Fuge, when I get to play the John
Player virginals that once belonged to Charles II.
If you're in
Scotland, make sure you watch this
on Friday: what's not obvious from the trails on BBC2 here is that the film is
by Thomas Riedelsheimer and the music by Evelyn Glennie and Fred Frith, the team
behind this. Thanks to Fred for the
heads-up on that one.
A useful tip
from a different Evelyn in my Alexander lesson this week: even if you're
right-handed, put your mouse on the left hand side of your computer keyboard. It
will then be much closer to the QWERTY part of the keyboard (there's no number
pad on the left to get in the way) and your mouse-using arm will be less
extended when doing all the fiddly repetitive movements that it has to do. The
side-effect is that it also makes you use the mouse less, and keyboard shortcuts
more, which in the long run speeds you up. Assuming that your software is
well enough written not to be too mouse-driven of course ...
Tuesday
27 May 2008
More new
artwork - some jpegs in my email today of the design for our forthcoming 7"
single. And it looks fantastic. We hope to have product in time for my trip to Boxwood
in July.
Thursday
22 May 2008
The Red Red
Rose in its remastered and repackaged version is now for sale here!
Saturday
17 May 2008
Yes, it was
me last night on
the radio asking Vic Galloway questions about the Caledonian Forest, and
making him dance to this.
But then dancing round a radio studio like an idiot (or a Mud roadie) is as good
a way of spending Friday night as some I could think of.
This morning
I recorded a jingle which was meant to be in the style of Napalm Death, but as
I'm far too old to be able to do that, it came out more like Led Zep-lite with
laryngitis.

Later on,
reading Alan Bennett's diaries in the hammock, I was pleased to find that he
enjoyed the contents of the Ardkinglas House bookshelves as much as DG and I did
a few weeks ago. In 1996 when ConCal played at the Northlands Festival, I was in
another Scottish country house with Alan Bennett, but I was too starstruck to
make any conversation other than necessary pleasantries, and I got the
impression he'd rather have been staying in a modest B&B down the road
anyway. Come to think of it, now I remember he was. But I did get to put my name
in the visitor's book under his.
Wednesday
14 May 2008
flying north from Luton, surrounded by noisy coughing
I'm heading back home after a very quick visit to London for an interview today
about potential research funding.
Yesterday I
travelled down by train during the day for the first time in years, a far more
civilised and responsible mode of travel. It just takes bloody ages. I stayed at
Alison's last night and got to see her recent eBay purchase of an 18th century
cello, which after close inspection by an expert today, turned out to be a brand
new and very clever fake. That's going back to the dealer then.
I built just
enough slack into the day's schedule to visit my favourite 'gentlemen's
outfitters', Burrows
in James St, where the knowledgeable Scots guy behind the counter writes out
receipts by hand, and the changing room is basically a cupboard. It's always a
treat: they get shirts dyed for them in a wonderful assortment of colours, so I
took away some yellow, red and orange for the summer, and some stripy socks.
I'm lucky
they've let me on the plane at all, as when I reached in my pocket for ID at
boarding, I realised that I'd brought Helen's passport by mistake. It could have
been a long night going back to London and getting the night train home.
Fortunately I still have a BBC ID pass with my photo on it, so I brandished that
instead and tried to look confident and relaxed.
Tuesday
13 May 2008
Nostalgia
corner ... Writing with a proper pen requires decent paper, and on my
bookshelves I found this, one of a boxful rescued from the cupboards of a
Glasgow school a few years ago. It's the kind of jotter I wrote in at primary
school: an 'F0' (you can guess what we called it) was completely blank unlined
paper inside with no margin. And good paper too. If I remember rightly, C0 had a
margin, F1 & C1 and F2 & C2 had lines, and F3 (or was it F4?) was graph paper. Note the cheery message on
the cover of every one.

Even in the
1970s, we found the idea of following a 'hoop' or 'playmate' into the street a
bit laughable. But it does show how back then it was accepted was that cars had
permission to take over the city and make it a dangerous place.
The Red Red
Rose CD should be back in stock next week with its new cover.
Sunday 11
May 2008
in the garden, in the company of a pair of collared doves
On Friday I returned to the School of Scottish Studies Archive and had a
fascinating couple of hours listening to old recordings of accompanied fiddlers.
One temptation in these circumstances is just to sit and enjoy some great
performances rather than analysing the great and the less great. So I rationed
myself to two sets of tunes by Tom Anderson and the astonishing Peerie Willie
Johnson. But elsewhere I found some wonderfully crooked piano playing, which
reminded me very much of recording Pigeon on the Gate in Montreal a couple of
years ago, except that here it was the accompaniment that was crooked rather
than the tune.
On the way
home I looked into the exhibition of comics at the National
Library, to be surprised (I think) to find that most of the titles in the
21st century graphic novel section are already on my bookshelves at home. After
the train journey west, I finally picked up my bike wheel with its new rim from
Carl at BikeLove: it's good to have my
big bike running again after a few weeks on the Dahon. I saw another Dahon Ciao
on the road today, but as I was in a car I couldn't stop and compare notes with
the rider - serves me right for driving. I was returning from the computer shop
after having to buy a new monitor after mine gave up the ghost suddenly at about
11pm last night. I'd hoped someone would repair it, but no-one could see the
point. It's very frustrating having to take it to the recycling centre instead,
when it's probably only a couple of tiny components that have blown.
That was the
end of a day of technical irritation - my copy of Cubase LE has refused to work
for a few days, so yesterday I spent an hour and a half uninstalling and
reinstalling lots of Steinberg software until it all worked like a dream once
more. Six hours later it had had enough of being co-operative and went back to
stubborn refusal, just before the monitor blew in sympathy. A background
irritation but a large one, as it means I can't record any music. I suppose that
if I wanted full technical support I should cough up several hundred quid for
the full version of Cubase, but I like the principle of home-made things being
low budget. The principle's fine, but the practice can be problematic. One of
the mic amps in my E-mu 0404 interface seems to have given up too.
So this
morning I cut the grass while listening to Stephen
Fry's podgrams and now I hope I'm finally going to get back to doing some
work. I'll start outside with pen and paper. Technology can wait.
Wednesday
7 May 2008
From Robert
Fripp's diary,
11 April:
Turn a seeming disadvantage to your advantage.
The greater the seeming disadvantage, the greater the possible advantage.
Fripp's aphorisms can be very useful. In the last week for different reasons
we've lost two members of the band from our July gig in Fife, but DG's being
free has meant that we can convene as an expanded 'Vortex 3' instead, which
probably fits the occasion better anyway. All still to be decided.
I've
been reading Kath Campbell's excellent book The
Fiddle in Scottish Culture, in the comfortable company of the new
CD Sylvain sent me of him playing the Balcarres lute book. I don't think
I've ever seen him quite so clean-shaven as he is in the booklet photos.
Monday 5
May 2008
I'd
forgotten it was a holiday today. Rather than fiddle around with WaveLab any
more, I fiddled around with this instead, and rode it around the neighbourhood
in the sun.

What's going
on? The University
Café now serves more than one flavour of ice
cream. It's the end of civilisation as we know it, etc.
Saturday
3 May 2008
I thought I'd engage with technology this morning, installing a new DVD drive in
my computer in an attempt to get WaveLab to burn CDs properly. While I had the
thing opened up on the floor, there was a power cut in the entire area (although
domestic power seems to be OK), so our phone, internet and TV have all
disappeared simultaneously, with no idea when they will return. At least I've
got plenty of other things to do.
On the way
home yesterday, I dropped into the studio for Vic Galloway's radio
show, which
made a nice cultural contrast from the School of Scottish Studies Archive.
Friday 2
May 2008
on the Edinburgh-Glasgow train
This morning Gary West introduced me to the
Sound Archive of Celtic &
Scottish Studies at the University of Edinburgh for the first time. Also there
on his first visit was Paul Anderson, listening to some old field recordings of
fiddlers - I could hear Soldier's Joy with G sharps leaking through his
headphones. On my headphones now, I've got some rough mixes from Alasdair
Roberts which are very good indeed. Actually they're better than that.
Yesterday
Alison came over with her cello before teaching at the RSAMD, and I recorded her
making various odd percussion noises - you'll have to guess what they're for.
Sunday 27
April 2008
This
interesting article
appeared in the Guardian yesterday. Would any Canadians like to comment? I've
thought for some time that reluctant nationalists like myself could become
ardent Nationalists should a right-wing government get itself elected in London.
Or maybe this is just the result of sitting next to John Purser for the best
part of a day yesterday ...
I spent most
of today working in the garden while the sun shone, preparing it to be a calm
place in which to spend time over the summer. And among the various small jobs
that got done at my desk in the course of the day was one symbolic act: I cleaned
and filled my fountain pen for the first time in (I think) almost a decade. This
is an investment in doing things more slowly, and with more care and artistry.
I'll have to learn how to write again of course ...

Saturday
26 April 2008
The promised
Hertel CD-R arrived from the Conservatoire Royal de Bruxelles yesterday, just
after today's recording had been postponed for a while. So instead I spent today
at this
conference, which turned out to be very useful indeed. There was even time for a
pint in Tennent's
Bar with John
Purser, Bill Sweeney and Kevin Bowyer
(who just happened to be there) on the way home.
On Thursday
we had a family outing to see Wee
Stories' co-production with the National Theatre of Scotland of The
Emperor's New Kilt. I could happily write several paragraphs here about how
great it was: easy virtuosity with a delight to please and a gentle point to
make. Oh yeah, and very very funny. If it's coming to your town, do yourself and
anyone else you can find a favour, and go and see it. (OK, the music could have
been more interesting but at least they knew exactly how to use it.) I bet you
can't guess how they employed the combination of pink rubber gloves and a kazoo.
Monday 21
April 2008
Apologies to
anyone wanting to buy a copy of The Red Red Rose, since the recent global
shortage took hold. The good news is that a remastered version is on its way,
with a new cover image replacing the accidental photo of my old red jacket. It
looks great too; I've just been proofreading the booklet.
This
evening's task is preparing the performing material for recording some Hertel
with Mark O'Keeffe - in fact we're
rehearsing tomorrow so I'd better learn the notes too.
Thursday
17 April 2008
Isle of Lismore, outside in the sun after an only slightly foolhardy
pre-breakfast dip in Loch Linnhe
Another busy week, one way or another. On Friday I was at Edinburgh
University to discuss research ideas, although Darryl
Martin and I spent far more time enthusing about Shirley Collins, and the
12-string Rickenbacker he had in his office.
Since then
I'd expected to be relaxing here on Lismore,
but on Monday I was halfway to the shop when the rim of my bike's back wheel
collapsed and I stood in a passing place watching it gradually bend itself away
from the tyre before the inevitable 'BOOM' of the inner tube exploding echoed
across the hills, startling lambs and sheep. I walked back, with no shopping.

The
following day I took the boat over to the mainland with the wheel to see if the
bike hire people had a spare the same size (they didn't), and made it back to
the island just in time to get the news that our house had been broken into
while we were away. So I was on the boat again, and drove off to Glasgow,
leaving the rest of the family behind to get on with being on holiday.
I made it
back in 24 hours exactly, as my parents had already alerted the police and let
the glaziers in, so I had just had to tidy up the considerable mess and install
some alarms. The lesson is: if you're going to get burgled, get done over by
incompetent idiots - probably just kids trying to liven up their school holiday
in our case. They didn't steal much, and thankfully they didn't damage
much either. As the fingerprints guy said to me: "In Glasgow, you're never
more than half a mile from a toerag."
Anyway ...
I've brought lots to read with me, including Nick Mason's laugh-out-loud-funny
account of life in Pink Floyd, and some Lewis Carroll as a preparation for
reading Bryan Talbot's Alice
in Sunderland, which is brilliantly entertaining once you've got over the
shock of there being several graphic styles colliding on nearly every page. I
also brought one of Mr Talbot's contributions to Fables, and read this,
this
and this.
Some space
away from everything is always good for thinking with clarity of purpose, and
perspective. The sound of the eider ducks is pretty good too.

Thursday
10 April 2008
Once again,
I've been far too busy to type anything here. I don't normally drive to gigs if
I can help it (to be honest I don't drive at all if I can help it) so I'd
forgotten how much downtime you lose when you do. Anyway, DG and I headed for Ardkinglas
on Saturday and had a great time, playing for nearly two and a half hours to a
friendly and enthusiastic audience in the drawing room with its wonderful
collection of pianos. The Muir & Wood square from about 1820 proved itself
perfect for accompanying Robert Mackintosh's tunes with his own basslines. And
what an unexpectedly bassy-sounding room: in the afternoon, David was having
trouble making an impression over the huge racket my harpsichord was making, but
with the room full of people the balance felt really good.

Afterwards
we were well entertained by David and Angela, and then we had the enormous fun
of actually staying in the house with all its original 1907 features and
fittings. Couldn't resist taking a photo of my bath tap in the morning.
The miniature barrel organ that played 10 different hymn tunes was another
favourite, for the joy of hearing it playing 'Cranbrook' when I turned the
handle, otherwise known as 'On Ilkla Moor baht 'at'.

It was a bit
of a shock to be back in a big concert hall at Perth on Monday lunchtime: the
audience are so far away. We started by walking through the audience playing
Lastrumpony, and photos of the same appeared in the Courier and the P&J on
Tuesday. On the way back to Glasgow I needed a break from driving, so we stopped
at the Allan
Water Café and I indulged in a nostalgic snowball ice with raspberry sauce,
just like the ones I used to have in the Gardens Café in Byres Road
thirty-something years ago. Playing with it was just as much fun as eating it.
After I'd
packed DG onto the plane on Tuesday morning, it was off to heart
buchanan for a more 21st century café experience and a chat with Alasdair
Roberts which may yet bear interesting fruit. Then lots of preparation for
last night's company AGM and board meeting, and today I have a healthy pile of
admin to get through. Holiday's coming soon ...
When DG and
I were shopping for food on Sunday morning I overheard the beginning of this
which only really make sense if you know the original, but then rather a lot of
people do. This morning eBay has also brought me a copy of Jean Redpath's Love
Lilt and Laughter LP from 1966, which was in a house we used to visit on holiday
in the 70s. I taped my favourite tracks onto cassette, holding the mic up to the
big speaker of the valve radiogram, and knew all the words to The Kirk Swaree
and Paddy McGinty's Goat by the time I was 10.
Friday 4
April 2008
Very tired
this evening. DG is over on this side of the Atlantic as the two of us have a
couple of concerts over the weekend. It's only when we started playing that we
realised that there an awful lot of notes in these gigs: two very chewy Bach
sonatas and I'm playing a load of Schetky on a square piano tomorrow night too.
(What's the correct noun for an amount of music by Schetky? Pile or load I
think.) We went for a walk this afternoon to take advantage of the sunshine and
are now completely shattered. It was a good walk, if very windy.

I've been
meaning to take a photo of this roadsign for ages, and on Wednesday morning I
finally remembered and took this with my phone.

©2008
David McGuinness
all opinions are those of the author - you don't have to share them